Only a dumbass like me could forget to drink water, ha
oh fucking shit i just felt like i was going to pass out or something oh my god what the hekll
So that project I talked about working on recently — I did a guest episode for Extra Credits!! They’re a bunch of great fellows who do videos analyzing game theory, design aspects, and way more cool stuff. THIS WAS SO FUN AND I AM HONORED.
This Floran is staring at me with an unsettling grin. They don’t seem hostile, or so I hope.
Since I am a dorklord I fucking made a character sheet for my dumb little Floran. Read at your own risk. Massive text wall under the cut:
check out this title for a cool new anime, coming never
Eurythmics VS The White Stripes
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL
Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.
if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it
I’m mostly reblogging this for the chickens
Reblogging because the chickie gifs are completely accurate.
This is the story of how a futuristic view pushed this song past 100k and how gifs of chickens will push it past 200k.
This is an eggselent thread
Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.
fuck we’ve made this planet weird
fuck yeah salmon cannons
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Nickname: Mike, Red, Whimsy, Fool, Doorak (Pick one, any one)
Birthday: June 17th, 1994
Sexuality: Straight, I guess?
Height: 5’ 11”
Time Zone: EDT
What time/date is it: As I am writing this, 9:47 AM, August 27th, 2014
Average time spent sleeping: 4 - 7 hours. Sleep schedule? What’s that?
Last thing I googled was: petco locations (We’re running low on dog food and I want to pick up more)
Most used phrase: What the shit
First word to come to mind: Flower (They’re pretty!)
What I last said to a family member: It’s at 8:00 (Referring to my first class)
Place that makes me happy: The local park, early in the morning, but not too early. There’s something calming about being all alone there that I don’t feel when it’s crowded.
How many blankets I sleep under: Just one.
Favorite beverage: Plain water. Sodas are too sugary, and tea is too much of a hassle to brew.
Last movie I watched: The Prince of Egypt (I love this movie to bits)
3 things I can’t live without:
Oxygen, food, water My brother, working internet, pants with pockets
Something I plan on learning: Better pixel art
Advice for all my followers: Just remember, you’re all awesome. Each and every one of you. Well. Except for a certain Diarist’s 30 or so alternate blogs following me.
I tag: boyfriendsword
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT MACHOPS MAILBOX IN POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON
bruh do you even lift
I’m the worlds ultimate disappointment
May you have the artistic confidence of a twelve year old on deviantart with a sonic oc