foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Only a dumbass like me could forget to drink water, ha

pikafaa:

"Turtle Generations"

(by MOTSU)

oh fucking shit i just felt like i was going to pass out or something oh my god what the hekll

addark:

So that project I talked about working on recently — I did a guest episode for Extra Credits!! They’re a bunch of great fellows who do videos analyzing game theory, design aspects, and way more cool stuff. THIS WAS SO FUN AND I AM HONORED.

yooooooooo

This Floran is staring at me with an unsettling grin. They don’t seem hostile, or so I hope.

Since I am a dorklord I fucking made a character sheet for my dumb little Floran. Read at your own risk. Massive text wall under the cut:

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satsuci:

check out this title for a cool new anime, coming never

satsuci:

check out this title for a cool new anime, coming never

Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army
Eurythmics VS The White Stripes

nerdyusername:

skeppsbrott:

purplehairedfiend:

fall-bekind:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

a-face-to-forget:

huntingloki:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

I’m mostly reblogging this for the chickens

Reblogging because the chickie gifs are completely accurate.

This is the story of how a futuristic view pushed this song past 100k and how gifs of chickens will push it past 200k.

This is an eggselent thread

slowking-s-thompson:

boyexemplified:

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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fuck we’ve made this planet weird

fuck yeah salmon cannons

HI FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOU'RE A DORK AND THE FACT THAT YOU TRY TO SHUT ME UP WITH AMAZING BEAUTIFUL ART DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A CUTIE
gottacatchemall:

[Ωルビーαサファイア発売まであと5ヶ月!]
Thing

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Name: Michael

Nickname: Mike, Red, Whimsy, Fool, Doorak (Pick one, any one)

Birthday: June 17th, 1994

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight, I guess?

Height: 5’ 11”

Time Zone: EDT

What time/date is it: As I am writing this, 9:47 AM, August 27th, 2014

Average time spent sleeping: 4 - 7 hours. Sleep schedule? What’s that?

Last thing I googled was: petco locations (We’re running low on dog food and I want to pick up more)

Most used phrase: What the shit

First word to come to mind:  Flower (They’re pretty!)

What I last said to a family member: It’s at 8:00 (Referring to my first class)

Place that makes me happy: The local park, early in the morning, but not too early. There’s something calming about being all alone there that I don’t feel when it’s crowded.

How many blankets I sleep under: Just one.

Favorite beverage: Plain water. Sodas are too sugary, and tea is too much of a hassle to brew.

Last movie I watched: The Prince of Egypt (I love this movie to bits)

3 things I can’t live without: Oxygen, food, water My brother, working internet, pants with pockets

Something I plan on learning: Better pixel art

Advice for all my followers: Just remember, you’re all awesome. Each and every one of you. Well. Except for a certain Diarist’s 30 or so alternate blogs following me.

Listen to these, now: Darangen - Falling Back (Acoustic) , MiTis & MaHi - Blu , TESSERACT - Nocturne , Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood , Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl

My blogs: shiny-lilligant, nebolshaya,

I tag: boyfriendsword

skyjukebox:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT MACHOPS MAILBOX IN POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON

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bruh do you even lift

secretvideogamesecret:

I’m the worlds ultimate disappointment 

secretvideogamesecret:

I’m the worlds ultimate disappointment 

skippylynn:

May you have the artistic confidence of a twelve year old on deviantart with a sonic oc